m86:

tired of obsessing over people that aren’t obsessing over me! who lives like this

spankjonze:

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

mrozna:

verimelliott:

allshvllfade:

au where i’m not a useless piece of shit

this post has so many notes like are y'all okay

No

softna:

i need a two hour long hug

revolutionarygays:

bitterfucked:

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

compljcated:

i hope my soulmate slept well last night

starsfallinreverie:

captainjamestklrk:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

 

SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

 

SOMEONE HELP. 

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I PROMISE. 

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

 

DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam